Joel Sutherland

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Mustache Name
Scraggly Viking
Age
10
What is Your Hometown?
Omaha, NE
Mustache Inspiration
John Oates
Number of Mustaches Grown
1
Hobbies
Wishing I was Lebron James
Does your significant other like your mustache?
The only thing she hates more than my hypothetical (at this point) mustache is kids. This will be a tough month.
My mustache makes me look like...
Michael Cera's little brother.
What would you consider to be the optimal accessory for your Mustache?
A Razor.
Jason Giambi: Steroid-freak, yet friend of the Mustache. Are you conflicted?
Speaking of which, are we steroid tested as a part of this contest?
In what setting will you be / are you most proud of your mustache?
I am only proud of my tremendous shame.
Mustaches and Full-size vans: Creepy, or poised to make a
come-back?
If you hang with the right crowd, they are already back.
With a looming financial crisis, how do you anticipate your mustache making a difference (in a macro-economic sense)?
I don't understand those words.